a collection of pseudo-sentimental knick-knacks that I come across in the world wide web. *Used for personal enjoyment when boredom ensues.*
"[…] Yeah, that motha(bleep) broke up with me for my sister…but he don’t know I’m 2 months pregnant.”
“Who’s 2 months pregnant?”
“Me, I’m 2 months pregnant. Happy Valentine’s Day, boo."